Awkward choice of clothes?! Oh, that’s rich coming from you, Nopants McCoy! What-a you know about fashion? I bet I could juggle all your knowledge with one hand tied behind my back!
Anyway, I guess you’re-a talking about the Wario and the Eggman, eh? Well, as a matter of fact, we do have a little club! We call it the Distinguished Gentlemen’s League of Mustachioed Gentlemen. The only members currently are Waluigi, Wario, Eggman, and Shadow the Hedgehog!
Er… yeah. It’s-a the long story. Anyway, we had a little get together just the other day…
We all went to biking on our four-man tandem bicycle! It was a grueling workout, but of course Waluigi got through it no sweat! Wario, he was-a panting pretty hard by the end of it. Something about those stubby legs of his I think. We had a picnic after that, with some sandwiches we stole from a nearby deli. Between Eggman and Wario though, me and Shadow hardly got a bite to eat!
The meeting got cut a bit short, because Wario got wind of some treasure that had just been discovered. And by “got wind” I mean a newspaper blew into his face. Shadow, he said he had to leave on “important business,” whatever that means. So it was just me and Eggman. We stopped by his base for a little bit, and then decided we’d go catch a baseball game. Our favorite team, the Diamond City Backstabbers was-a playing! Eggman, he brought that weird blue kid of his to watch the game.
Unfortunately, due to some lousy calls from the umpire and a lot of blatant cheating from the away team, which for some reason didn’t get called out, the Backstabbers lost. Bah! Why everybody gotta cheat against Waluigi, eh?
Other than that though, it was a pretty great day! I bet you and your no pants are pretty envious, huh? Too bad you haven’t got an ounce of “distinguished” or “gentleman” in your body! Weh heh heh!